Still not good at 40k (Bay Area Open day 1)
First day’s over! Yay! Before anything else: hella-good tournament thus far. No complaints. The players are 100% cool. The TOs are 100% cool. The experience is 100% cool.
Sorry we didn’t liveblog anything — nobody’s watching anyway. I plan on writing a super cool NARRATIVE BATTLE REPORT about all of my games at some point in the future because I get enjoyment from 40k through painting and background rather than playing. Lol. It’ll have more pictures too.
Briefly, we need to be douchebags because that’s our thing! There were 15 dorky-dorks on day 1. Skinny white dudes need to stop thinking Ork battle cries are cool — you aren’t huge and green, you are small and white. It’s also amazing how many people still can’t pronounce “las.” Here’s the breakdown:
- Day 1 “WAAAGH” counter: 9
- Day 1 “layz” counter: 6
Oh yeah, and Army Builder is stupid. Don’t whine at me because I didn’t use it and don’t bitch when I ask to see your codex instead of believing the thing you printed out.
Anyhow! I went 1-0-3. Cool story. Whatev. Here are pictures of the armies I played. Some of them may be bad because I was paying attention to losing so much.
Doc’s Imperial Guard. They cool.
Turns out they’re all girls!
David’s meched out Blood Angels.
Dante’s Eldar. He needs to finish them because they look really cool.
Casey’s Blood Angels.
Cool Stormraven conversions!